God Bless Us Every One

  This is the season for homecomings.  Everyone loves to be with their families this time of year, including, apparently, our missing Flingo.  

Happy Thanksgiving!

From all the Turkeys at Team-Flamingo.com!

Bad News

Well, I guess we always knew that it might happen.  You do your best to do what the kidnappers say.  You don’t let them know that you’ve contacted the authorities (especially the Flamingo Bureau of Investigation!).  You plead for your flamingo’s safe return.  And in return you get taunted by photos of him being held, [...]

Downtown?

The kidnappers have sent us this.  Flingo seems to be ok, but where is he?  Then we get this postcard: Why is there no message?  Maybe flamingos can’t write. Is this a cannon pointing at St. Augustine?  Should we alert Homeland Security?  Do you think that the person behind the cannon is a kidnapper or [...]

Clothing Optional???

We just received this photo with the caption “Clothing Optional.” One day he seems to be held for ransom!  Next day he is on the beach!  Flingo sure gets around!

These kidnappers are getting pretty cheeky!  Here is their latest demand: Faulkner. Faulkner. Faulkner. You had mocked us. UNACCEPTABLE. We’ve stepped up our game — Flingo, or “wazza” as he is called in the local tongue of the locale in which he is kept — as it seems, is a rare delicacy. Exploring our options [...]

All Talk

And no action!  Here is the latest demand: “We have stepped up security and our game since you have failed to respond. Flingo is now being held on an “island” of sorts behind “bars” of sorts. We will continue to contact you daily until we receive e-ticket confirmation.” I guess we will “sort” of take [...]

More Demands

As promised, it has been 24 hours and we have heard again from the kidnappers . “Faulkner. Flingo is still being held captive. We request a ransom of $20 or we break his wings. We will continue to contact you every 24 hours until we receive confirmation of your plane ticket to come pay the [...]

More From The Kidnappers

We just received this: “Flingo has been taken hostage (tell us about it). Ransom must be paid in person. Passport may be required. We will contact you again in 24 hours with more details.” Hmmm.  New information.  Why may a passport be required?  Why must ransom be paid in person?  Not only that, but why [...]

Clarence Lays an Egg

It has happened to almost every bird owner. They get a bird, start calling it “Clarence”, and much to their surprise they awake one morning to realize that it laid an egg. So how do you tell a male bird from a female bird? Well, if it is wearing a bridal veil, we guess that [...]